About The Owner

Hello. My name is Brooke Lynn Rhodes, I am a freshman in high school and I am interested in I.T. , Creating, and good grades. I like to think I’m passionate with my creative endeavors, and i’d like to truly push my limits in this class.

I am a freshman who designed this website for the purpose of making online shopping easy to navigate, and enjoyable. I have no ulterior motives.

While you can not truly.. “buy” any of the products shown. the simulated process of pretending to really buy it is just as good. It goes to show how detailed this website truly is.

It’s not much of a “game” as it is an “experience” games are childish, and meant to be played. But our website is more sophisticated than that, you get a true authentic “shopping” experience, as I find I am incredibly skilled in the authenticity department.

Here is an illustration to show how authentic I am.

So authentic.

Yep.

As you can clearly see in this unbiased drawing of myself, I have no malicious intent with this website. Trust isn’t something that comes easily, but I hope this authentic, and reliable, and other buzzword illustration has earned yours.

Because unlike other greedy, selfish, MALIGNANT companies, we (me) here at our humble little store value being upfront and honest with our intentions, and those intentions involve bringing you the best artificial shopping experience a ninth grader can give you.

So please, rest easy and shop freely knowing that you will not have to worry about if a company has your best intentions at heart, and enjoy totallynotevilstore.com