Totally not evil store

Daily updates for totallynotevil.store

This is our reliable blog for our reliable store. Designed for all the weirdos who want a store to have a blog page. To be the “best” at what we do, it’s important to establish a parasocial relationship with consumers so they feel more at ease when spending their money, knowing it’s going somewhere reliable.

You wouldn’t wanna buy things from a soulless and heartless corporation that doesn’t give you daily blog updates, we value being genuine among other things, unlike certain store franchises.

Now the average person may tell you that this website is “stupid” and “lame” and “not even a real store” but we urge you to ignore the naysayers and not let the, ruin your experience here.

And while it may be true that this is not a “real” store by conventional standard, it is an experience in every sense of the word.