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A staple of any public space. You can gauruntee that you’ll be sitting on these if you have them.


Notoriously an effective substitute for eyedrops. You could also put it in your hair.


Perfect for flipping burgers and only burgers. And pancakes alike.


A soft and comfy place to rest your cranium. And crook your neck.

TV shows not included. What kind of scam is this.


A more general kitchen utensil compared to the spatula. You could even flip burgers with it if you’re a psychopath.


Less effective chairs for all your smaller and or inferior items.


If you really hate how ugly and lame your floor looks, you’re the prime target for a carpet salesman.


Homes usually come with these already, why would you need another one?


An essential for the average sleep-goer. With a blanket, you’ll surely own a blanket.

A perfect tool for digging, if your hands aren’t enough. Which they probably aren’t.

You’re not gonna get very far with those little legs of yours, you’ll need a truck where you’re going.

Try being careful with this, you don’t wanna accidentally knick yourself while using it.

It’s so foggy this time of year, isn’t it? You can hardly see two feet in front of your own face.
